interview by jake stone

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As a kid, what did you think you were going to be when you grew up?
Something sciency. I had a huge laboratory fetish.

Come up with a title for a novel you haven’t written yet but want to.
Taco Tuesday

Describe your life as “___ vs. ___”
Oversharing vs. Overcaring

If you had to be named after a food, what food would you choose?
24-Hour Vegas Buffet

What historical figure do you think would give the best sex tips?
"Best" is such an interesting word. I'd want to go way, way back. Get some neanderthal wisdom.

What kind of monster do you sympathize with most?
Dr. Frankenstein's creation-types

What would your dream invention do?
Sleep for me.

What advice would a high school version of you have for your current self?  
High school version probably skipped school on the day she was supposed to give current-self-advice-presentation.

What’s a bad habit you have and can’t get rid of?
WOW HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU HAVE?!?!? Fast food is really up there; I will say that in an understated way and that is all I will say. That is one habit.

What’s the strangest job you've ever had?
Maybe playing music for a plant? Strange is so relative. I will say that felt totally natural every time, as did collecting money for it.

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